Legal Bits

Our Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions will keep your lawyer from calling us and our lawyer from calling you. That’s a good thing.

Privacy policy

We won’t do anything with the information you give us that you don’t want us to. That means we won’t share your identity or anything you tell us with anyone without your permission.

Terms & Conditions

  1. When you visit this site, you are legally obligated by all our Terms & Conditions.
  2. Everything you see on this site is ours or used by us with permission. You are not permitted to distribute, modify, transmit, reuse, re-post or otherwise use any of the information contained on our site – including all text, graphics or images – without our written permission.
  3. While we try to assure the accuracy of all the information on our site, we assume no liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on the site. Nor are we liable for any damages you suffer if you use any of the information it contains – including direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. We make this site and its contents available to you ‘AS IS’ WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANT ABILITY, FITNESS, FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.
  4. We may provide links to other sites. But we take no responsibility for the content of those sites or assume any liability for any damages that may result from your use of those sites.
  5. We may change these Terms & Conditions, and anything else in this site at any time and without notice. Users will be bound by any of these changes when visiting this site.
  6. We have taken reasonable measures to ensure the security of this site. However, we assume no responsibility for the security of this site.
  7. If you are still reading this, you have way too much time on your hands. Get busy. Or call your mother. She misses you.